As the summer transfer hysteria heats up to the usual frenzied bubble, I thought it be useful to keep things in perspective by keeping a list of the wide range of players that have been named by THE NOTORIOUS ITKs. I suppose we are guilty of some "selective hearing" though, reporting and believing the rumours that we like the most, regardless of their factual merits. Anyway, here's the list I've compiled so far.
Carlos Tevez
Gareth Barry
Scott Brown
Joe Hart
Mikel Arteta
Glen Johnson
Sylvain Distin
Stuart Downing (sigh)
Michel Bastos
Sulley Muntari
Adam Johnson
Ryan Babel
Tuncay Sanli
Djibril Cisse
Kenwyne Jones
Roque Santa Cruz
Goran Pandev
Dario Srna
Aiden McGeady
Roque Santa Cruz
Ashley Young
Luca Toni
Paul Robinson (!)
Lisandro Lopez
Aly Cissokho
Per Ciljan Skjelbred
Sebastian Bassong
Rutgerus Johannes Martinus "Ruud" van Nistelrooij
Klaas Jan Huntelaar
Moussa Dembele
Just for kicks, Joe Lewis should just step in and buy all of them to see what would happen to the global football economy.
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